Casting notice posted on auditionsfree.com, casting location: Minnetonka/Minneapolis
need look-a-like, sound-a-like for 3 roles to be video taped and put on my website. 1 or 2 males, and one female to imitate a parody of Dancing with the Stars judges..Len Goodman, Bruno Tonioni, and Carrie Ann Inaba.
Shoot will be apx. 1-2 hours and will have short script. below are some wording to practice and use as an audition–send mp3 or other recording to me. thanks!
BRUNO TONIOLI QUOTES
“You look like a crazy bear lost in a swamp.”
“The cha-cha-cha needs a slut.”
About Apolo and Julianne: “They made love on the dance floor!”
“Do you have extra batteries in your pants?”
“You look like you’re riding a bike.”
“Your rumba was so hot, I need an ice bucket.”
“I want you to be a dirty girl.”
To Marissa: “I want you to push more on the sex and become more dirty.”
To Drew and Cheryl: “You two can ride each other like no other!”
“Kristi Yamalicious tonight!”
Len: “I’ve had enough of him.”
Bruno: “I’ve had enough of you, then!”
To Team Mambo, Season 8: “Gentlemen, Please step forward!”
LEN
LEN GOODMAN QUOTES
“That would frighten children. ”
“You’ve bitterly disappointed me.”
“I like it how I like it!”
“I thought you were going to pull your knickers off.”
“The rumba isn’t about a story of a gigolo and strumpet.”
“Careful doesn’t win Dancing With The Stars.”
“You got all the gear at the rear.”
“It was like hanky-panky in the back of a Chevy.”
“At my age it takes a lot to get me excited.”
“Three words: Fab… u… lous!”
“If you’re in the bottom two tomorrow, I’ll show my bum in the supermarket.”
To NFL star and Season 6 runner-up Jason Taylor: “It’s like looking in a mirror.”
To Mario: “You’re only 21. I have underpants older than you!”
“That just wasn’t my cup of tea”
CARRIE ANN,
“you know what i love about you? you are so authentic–you are my new crush!”
“yohoo!! you did it!! i really have to hand it to you, you pulled out all the stops”
laugh, laugh, laugh
THERE IS PAY DEPENDING ONE EXPERIENCE AND YOUR LEVEL OF IMITATION–THIS IS AN ONGOING ROLE
Casting Location: Minnetonka/Minneapolis
Contact email: FunSpeaker@msn.com